Today I thought about superpowers. You know, the kind that superheroes have. Superman can bend steel with his bare hands, Wonder Woman can catch bullets with her bracelets, Even Underdog can fly.

I don’t have any superpowers. But, if I did, the superpower I would want would be the power to take away people’s driving licenses. Look, some of you people shouldn’t be on the public roadways. You drive badly and you are annoying. So, just shape up on that. OK? Otherwise, I might have to take your license.